Songwriting confidential #47

SONGWRITING CONFIDENTIAL 47.

WACKBONE
WACKBONE LIVIN’ IN A RUN DOWN TRAILER
TWO OLD DOGS AND A WOMAN NAMED KITTY KAT
SITTIN’ IN A LAWN CHAIR OUT IN THE FRONT YARD
HITTIN’ ON A JOINT IN A BRIGHT RED DONALD TRUMP CAP
HE THE FACE OF AMERICA TOTALLY STONED
A GOOD OLE BE-BOP ALABAMA BOY NAMED WACKBONE.

KITTY KAT WEARIN' A THRIFT STORE MUMU
STEPS OUTSIDE WITH A FRYING PAN FULL A HOT GREASE
DUMPS IT IN THE DIRT AN YELLS AT WACKBONE
C’MON, GET YOUR BUTT IN THE HOUSE IT’S TIME TO EAT
FOOD STAMP SAUSAGE, YELLA’ CORN PONE
MEAL FOR A KING AND A HOT SHOT DADDY NAMED WACKBONE.

CHORUS:

WACKBONE KNARLY AS GROUND HOG STEW
THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER ON BARBECUE
MESS WITH HIS WOMAN AND HE WILL CUT YOU
LIKE A FISH ON A HOT FLAT STONE
WACKBONE WACKBONE.

WACKBONE GOT IN A RUCKUS UP TOWN
IN A CRUMMY OLE’ BAR WITH A MAN NAMED LEROY KRAUSS
WHEN LEROY SAID SUMPIN’ LEWD ABOUT KITTY CAT
THAT NIGHT WHACKBONE BURNED LEROYS HOUSE
LEROY CLENCHED HIS FISTS AND MOANED,
“I’M GONNA KILL THAT SUM A BITCH NAMED WHACK
BONE”.

LEROY’S TWO SONS LONNIE AND JOCKO
TWELVE GAUGE SHOT GUNS STANDIN’ IN WHACKBONE'S YARD
WHACKBONE'S PIT BULLS CAIN AND ABLE
HIT THEM BOYS FROM BEHIND AND HIT EM HARD
KNASHING TEETH, YELPS AND GROANS
OLD MAN SCREAMIN’ “SIC EM BAD” WAS WACKBONE.

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